Whod you bang
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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