What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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