Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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its like you know when i get waxed
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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