It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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