I want to stick my p in your. b.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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