You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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