i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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