i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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