just come out here and I will go home with you...
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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