I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My penis needs a shock collar
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
