I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
