Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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