haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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