Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
should my penis look like a turkey
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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