what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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