$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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