i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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