dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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