fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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