Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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