Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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