Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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