I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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