Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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