..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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