But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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