Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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