Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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