check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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