My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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