she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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