you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
