I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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