it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to calm my uterus...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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