The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
