we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
