i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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