wrigley field is MILF paradise
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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