i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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