Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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