You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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