Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
