Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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