Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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