Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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