dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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