would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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