Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
this will be a night to untag.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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