Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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