party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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