Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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