Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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