Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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