Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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