I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
