Don't you send me to vm
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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